About Me

I am the Princess of Moltovia and twelve years old, but my father and I were betrayed by the perjured King Theodo of Vinland, who was at war with us. He locked my father in the dungeons and forced me to become a jester by the teachings of Mimus. At first I hated her for embarressing my father and forcing me to, constantly, study riddles, tongue twisters, songs (including love songs), poems, and to learn handsprings, summersaults, flips, balances, and headstands/handstands. But at night when I was having bad dreams Mimus would stroke my forhead and help me when I was in a bad situation....like when Iron Jan, a visiting jester (who could literally bend an iron bar), was to fight me...I got knocked out and Mimus helped me up and handed me a pea shooter. I shot Jan in the eye with it and won the fight. I was forced to wear the jester's motley and cap, which was exactly the same as Mimus's, but smaller. It was green and yellow striped and covered in horrid bells, and the cap had the ears of a donkey. At first I was chained to the wall in the stable that I shared with Mimus. Then, after ten days, the chains were unlocked and I made my first, and only, attempt to escape. But the King knew I would try to run and I was soon caught. The perjured king told me that if I tried to escape again my father would be tortured. I did make friends though. I met a young scullion named Benzo, who is now working as assistent kitchen master in my newly rebuilt castle. I eventually escaped from the castle with my father with the help of my father's friends that still lived. Although, I wasn't able to convince Mimus to come with us and the King wouldn't give her up. Now my father and I are reconstructing our castle and home.